I feel great today!
I woke up not EVEN REMOTELY upset. Which is like more fricken miraculous than how we all narrowly survived the brimstoneyx hellfisre of the rapture last night.
I am so UNFAZED that I am able to talk about what happened yesterday! Just how I felt shit and insecure no bigs!
Minor causes of shit-feeling include hearing unsettling truths about your self, unavoidable heartbreak manifesting itself in public settings, revealing elaborate schemes people put together to avoid you. Mostly I learned that friendship is a privilege that can be revoked because sometimes your annoying and horrible and basically just a gross twentyone year old that is unable to contribute to engaging and mature discussions. major factors being because I hate everyone all of the time and I can NOT even hide it and maybe I´m still a little upset right now, a little because I´m not even cool, but mostly because I am not getting laid this week and I JUST GOT A WAX EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A COLD AND THAT SHIT HURTS RIGHT NOW FUCKING COCKSUCKERS I HOPE YOU FALL DOWN AND CHOKE ON A HAIRY BALL AND GET HURT BAAAAAAAD OR SOMETHING.
I am SO FUCKING STEAMED because people tell the STUUUUUPIDEST lies in the whole wide world and I am unable to even call them out on it! BECAUSE IM A HUGE PUSSY!
I am so FUCKING LAZY I dont even want to think about what to do now. Im fucking pouting right now! LOOK AT MY POUTY FACE AND UNDERSTAND WHY I JUST STAMPED MY FOOT ON THE GROUND AND STABBED YOU IN THE CHEST WITH MY DAGGER LAZER EYES!
Because I am a little girl all of a sudden and I am definitely NOT getting my way.
Im not saying im happy its come to this, im just saying...... somebody had better bring me a fucking bag of sour keys or I am going to scream.
