Do you ever

Find pieces of yourself on the Internet you wish you had been sober for?

Dude stop!pleeease stop typing. You sound like a ruthless maniac!

.... Or at least take advantage of the anonymous option, jeez Louise kid.
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Down past the quay, where the rainwalkers go,

i sang this to my love about two years ago and we're still in love with each other. even tho i'm 16 girl i think i've found the one. I let him go before because long distance and another girl he started to like. But now he's come back to me and you know what they say. . . But lol i love this song it's changed my life. :-) [sic]



http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Somersault-lyrics-Zero-7/AF21671AD701F99048256E4B002DA15A

Well, jamming out to my slow jamz and boom.  



I'm basically a sixteen year old girl, on pot.  

Lifestyle change followed by a little euthanasia please. 

Ps, online dating has been amping up the hilarity this week.

Fidgety finance guy makes dating look fun! .... I love excel.

Entitled assholes finding other entitled assholes .... For the niche market of assssssholes VS jet set ready escorts

Benny And the jets burlesque style, ring of cocks

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Awe! Rich and suzanne must really love eachother!

 

You tube Tuesday , which is actually YouTube Monday, because these links were probs more relevant to my emotional biochemistry at that point in time.      

  White killer whales

  Some aspirational music  

 

  Some cray cray

 

  Annnd this protector by ze white stripes.

 

So, yea I have basically been a ghost for the past six months, haunting all the forgotten, repressed memory sections of the city.  Like, !!! Davie street! And, the same place i found that beautiful stone lettering above! 

spoiler alert!  

 

The sea wall. 

Also, what if I smell like shit?  
..... 
Honestly, is this the reason I'm still single? ... 
Could it really be, The fecal aroma of stomach acid poached, intestine molded crudité pâté that surrounds me? 
 
But! Alternatively, What if I'm in the washroom after a little lovemaking, and my partner takes a shit in my room? Do I really want to be that intimate with someone who could defecate, figuratively and literally, all of his baggage all overrrrr the most intimate, personal areas of my life?   

Arrrrrgh. Probs not. 

Mahabharata

Soooooooo. 
Yea, video update for this week today.

Dom bombed on Sunday. Another year marked by the escapist tendencies of this rapidly aging alcoholic fem bot.

Shitcanned Tuesday, dragged in a drunken stupor from yaletown, to the Granville room and east van

Informed by wasted Jacob at 4:36 am that we are not allowed to be friends even, with apologies if that should seem...... Cold. 

Suuuuuuuper dooper Saturday, except. This! Really great video was playing behind my head the entire duration of an otherwise totally satisfactory ravishing sesh.


This fucking video!


Dude. What the fuck.

Why was i born in this dumb generation of stimulus starved narcissistic boys.

Shows up to work on st. Patty's day three Stella's deep. / has the best Saturday service evar

My boobs are erupting in a soft and squishy explosion of titstacularly mammoth proportions. I have never been happier in my entire life. I am also eating nachos, alone, watching my sensuous tan fade, watching my skin re calibrate to DRY, sobering up. I am also a huge idiota and have no more answers, no original questions. Serious lack of curiosity of the world outside my little itty bitty apartment, check. People still think I am ________. ....... Goodnight! Beauty sleep time. ALONE. Ps might as well stop reading now, I have lost the gift to turn the mundane into the extraordinarily complicated, thanks grown up life. Xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxxxxxxxoo

For Fudge cakes pt2

It has been two months since I have had sex. TWO MONTHS. My body is going to erupt.

I am empty

No words

Left

Only

Empty









Privates

Non sequitur 

I am considering making a bootycallTo poss off ze roommate

Bad person