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Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Mission Possible.... slash a diversion from writing about what is actually happening ahahahahah
You have a job today.
It involves running to your nearest shoppers drug mart....
here is a a list of nearby locations if you live in the west end of van
.....
RUN! are you running! FASTER! GRAB THAT CAB/HOP IN/WAVE A FIFTY IN HIS FACE UNTIL HE PUTS THE PEDAL TO THE METAL!
there yet? whew.
okay, now ruuuun again to the candy aisle and just prepare yourself for this next bit.
pick out two bags OF YOUR FAVOURITE GUMMY CANDY for THREEEE DOLLLAS!
That is two. pounds.. as in LBS! as in 454g plus 454g. of. candy. for threeeee dolllas! hahahahahah!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I feel a little eensy weensy bit maniacle as I have polished off a good portion of a bag of my fave! sour gummy worms. hahahahahahHAHAHAH!!!!)
grab six bags. you will NOT regret this...... I PROMISE YOU!
xoxoxoxoxxoxoxo