My boobs are erupting in a soft and squishy explosion of titstacularly mammoth proportions.
I have never been happier in my entire life.
I am also eating nachos, alone, watching my sensuous tan fade, watching my skin re calibrate to DRY, sobering up.
I am also a huge idiota and have no more answers, no original questions. Serious lack of curiosity of the world outside my little itty bitty apartment, check.
People still think I am ________. .......
Goodnight! Beauty sleep time. ALONE.
Ps might as well stop reading now, I have lost the gift to turn the mundane into the extraordinarily complicated, thanks grown up life.
Xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxxxxxxxoo
