Is this neccesary? Answer: NO Fun things for Vegetarians to do in Vancouver.
-Go to Meat and Bread when it's smokin busy, order a grilled cheese and a beer. By yourself. Not only will you definitely/probably be able to squeeze your skinny butt into a seat inside, you can cry a little after your meal in their super dooper comfortable and discreet washrooms. (I am particularly partial to the "bread" room) - {I actually feel awesome when I do this, their mustard is to DIE FOR.}
- Walk up and down Davie/Granville/Denman. Particualrirlily exciting at any hour from 12:30pm-4:30am, espeicially when you are starving for vegetables. Your quest for "food" that isn't nauseatingly unauthentic "pizza" or plain fries will be peppered with chance encounters with drunk idiots, friendly idiots, homeless people, people you know, taxi drivers that want your blood on their windshield. Duration: never ending. Pro tip: Don't ever go to fucking Granville street, you desperate alcoholic.
- Work in a restaurant that on principle, hates vegetarians/vegans
- Date boys. This is fun because you get to imagine all of the gross, dead, chewed up carcasses that have been in/around their mouths.
- Go to gorilla foods. Three words, "Bonobos Carnival" Aaaaand "dessert".
- Go to Stackhouse. ....unless you are afraid of eggs, you aioli snubbing square.
- Go to the grocery store. The farmers market. Your fridge. Your garden. Smile at all the vegetables and tell them your secrets, take care of them. Hold them and love them.
