Sunday, July 17, 2011

reduce, reuse, recycle.

So I have been on a minor rampage. no serious damage. not a lot of plugging privates in privates.

affair with 18yo terminated upon my roommates discovery and subsequent shaming.
cried at a hello kitty party
have been in more limos this week than a senior prom gigolo.
have turned my google search history into a body of evidence proving my obsessive and pathetic lack of self control in regards to a fellow named____.
hours long makeout sesh with blankity blank followed up with the ubiquitous

Let us be friends. We will talk and stuff. (I am assuming by stuff he means activities that would not be offensive to his live in girlfriend.
cried. and drew. and applied for a business licence.

got druuuuuuuuuuuuuunk.