Dude. I just got it

Only old people like me... Because I look so horrible and degenerated, just like them, forever alone, etcetc,MY LIFE IS A MESS.

I AM ON THE Pf flyers WEBPAGE AND BASICALLY IT SCREAMS TO ME, YOU HAVE ONE PAIR AND YOU SUCK. STILL. WHAT MOREEEEE CAN WE DO FOR YOU.

gee whiz. Ps, my brother just won a piano thingy or something, here I am, the lost child, listening to End Theme and trying on outfits. Who is thrall ire of these two siblings?