Today is Lady Porn Day. I am celebrating by waking up and masturbating to T's artwork while he texts me mundane information
I am in a sourpuss mood....haha? My pussy is flooded right now in the debris left over from the monthly excavating project that is always occuring inconveniently. I want to have sex! But my tummy is sore and i don't want to be all eager and like say hey! I have my period! Hope your okay with that! I am. Also, I am a Fucking CUNT right now that is going to fuck you angry style haha! Kisses! Because T is but, well, idk.
Yea, we are potentially going to have sex, no strings, just like both of us want. I have dreamt of this day ever since I was a little girly, being all growed up in my big girl apartment downtown vancouver, fucking and shizz. Living my life.
I am going to barf.
Somepart, deep inside of me, feels like I am wasting my time though. My c.l.i.t. is bored, kinda? Sometimes? Hahaha sadface.
I thought the beauty of nsa sex was that you didn't even have a chance to figure out how uninteresting a person is! Now, currently I am fucking two BOYS (JEEZWHIZ! THAT 18YO HAS NICE PRIVATES) who I am overwhrlmed with their tedium. I feel like some sick desperado, covertly texting them, face flushed from embarrassment from resorting to touching privates with uninteresting people.
Perhaps that is why I feel so sick this bright and sunny period. My body is vehemently rejecting boring penis.
I am going to Celebrities. I have just decided this is how I am celebrating this Lady Porn Day, by loooking at all the real live porn at staright night at the gay club. You know, complete with closet cases bis and everything.
Through all of my great decision making processes, my tampon is somehow still smiling. :)
xxxoooxoxox
